The kids were staying with friends overnight - at last, some time to ourselves! Diane (my wife) and I decided to celebrate by spending a romantic evening at home with a bottle of wine and a candle-lit dinner - nothing elaborate, as this was to be relaxing. Little did we know how it would turn out"¦ In the spirit of the occasion we dressed for dinner; for me an open-necked shirt and casual pants, while Diane looked fantast...