once upon a time there were three little pigs, they all lived together in a house made of brick because they all knew what happend to stupid pigs that built houses out of straw or twigs! plus they couldn't get planning permission for their luxury straw appartment they really wanted! one day a big bad wolf moved into town and decided he wanted to meet the little pigs so one day he went to their house to try his luck. "Little pig, little pig let me come in" the wolf shouted from outside the pigs beautifull brick house, the pigs, wondering why the wolf didn't just use the door bell answered "what?" the wolf replied "I'm new to this, i just thought it would be really nice to meet the three of you" The pigs thought about the wolfs proposition for a few seconds and shouted back "bugger off, we don't platy with single wolves! go buy yourself a web cam or something!!" THE END Acctually one of the pigs quite liked the idea! but thats another story.