Hi,
I'm a straightbut sick guy who wants to find sex outside my marriage, despite my wife's devotion. God! She is so dull!.But then she has worn herself out driving me back and forth to hospital for appointments and admissions and generally keeping me alive for nearly two years. She has lichen schlerosis, a painful and humiliating genital condition, but hey! I've got my own problems. My belly is so huge it's ages since I was able to check just how shrunken my willy is! Anyway, she won't have sex with me now ever since she found out I wank to hard porn and that I dated another woman. See? Dull, dull, dull.

I'm looking for a discrete relationship with a petite/medium lady who enjoys all the best things in life, though I cannot imagine why any woman in her right mind would want to hook up sexually with me. I weigh a ton and am too disabled to get especially active. I doubt if I could manage penetration, but I am good at manual stimulation: I love to control my partner's thrills - and I can! And I can be fun socially altough I am a pathological liar, so don't believe a word I say! Except this profile. it's gospel.