I work away from home during the week and am looking for fun with the right female or couple.

Here's what I'd like:

Someone down to earth.

Respectful and discrete.

Sense of humour is a must (you'll need it)

I can be fussy, but it's important to me that you're nice.

I'm not into being tied up, pain or watersports, but still plenty of other fun to be had.

I'm not into drugs.

Safe sex is a must.

I can meet most evenings in the week or daytime.

In case you haven't already noticed - I'm on the chunky side, so if you like skinny men then I'm not going to be your type.

Oh lads - I'm straight, sorry. I know this hunk of a guy maybe exactly what you're looking for, but the answer is NO.

BTW - I'm not one of the "fancy a fuck" club and I won't send cock pics unless requested.

If you've read this far down then you may as well send me a message or a wink. You may actually like me.

Thanks for reading and the best of luck to you.