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twoontwo
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 56
Bisexual Female, 56
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[quote user=oliviak]Bless ya Dave... But he must have put his left leg in, then took his left leg out and then shook it all about....[/quote] still dont get it ffs
[quote user=funkydiva35]by the pool.... this time nxt week we will b there wiv our sangrias.....[/quote] i know cant wait
we we read all the replys and still dont know what the hell ya talking about ????????????
[quote user=blondecouple]Ed Roman Guitars are in Vegas - much better than a swinging club IMO LOL Dazza[/quote] dazz you need to get out more mate lol
wow there are some people here then thanks for saying hi to us sad buggers
we aint feeling fragile anyways just had a crap weekend and all our friends have been out shaggin ggrrrr
hi we are fat, ugly, smelly, and like to get pissed and fart alot anyone fancy a shag ????????????
guys we had the same dilemma a few months ago, everyone said stay and we decided to stay, think we made the wrong choice though, this site just isnt good value for money, the only reason we stayed is because we have a few close friends here, but they have since left now!!! so we are just waiting for the membership to run out, we have been here ages and think we have overstayed our welcome, no one seems to notice us now, think we are part of the wallpaper lol. sorry your thread, we think you should take a look at other sites and decide then . mail us if you want the names of a few if you dont know xxxxxxxx dave n tee
we are comin was brill last year and we dont need any flights cheap or not , we do like easy though lol
[quote user=midgie]Whys wifey out of action??? Painters in?[/quote] lower the tone why dont ya lol
[quote user=meli]:laughabove:I've gotta get me one of those wives !!biggrin[/quote] u aint got a chance pmsl
[quote user=meli]we bagsy fourths. fab night, fab people. one of the best sp meets ever for us! well done Kat and Del! who's organising the next one? Liz n Martin xxxx[/quote] fucking typical it would be, the one time we dont go and its a really fab one ggrrrr or is it coes we wasnt thare ???
sonia n jeff you guys have been so well behaved sure the little baby making machine will work just fine for ya we wont miss ya a bit coes you live too close and we have a stanley too now lol luv ya lot guys xxxxxxxx tee n dave
zoe mandy an karl (grimscouple) have asked us send their love and condolensces at this sad time.
shocking news, we are stunned we met wayne an jules a couple of times and chatted etc lots. waynes loved his bikes. jules we are thinking about ya hun,life can be so cruel love yas dave n tee xxxxxxx
[quote user=funkydiva35]fuck me iv got the piercins, a wicked sense of humour...but fukin ell even im too old.... i giv up!xbanghead[/quote] pmsl we would have ya funks xxx
[quote user=midgie]Think I need to get the bigger size of Tena-lady.......... *squish*[/quote] ffs was just eatin me brekeee
oh yes very shy pmsl your the little small breasted scots lass that you can hardly hear talk , but we love ya for all of that xxx have fun hun and hope to see ya soon dave n tee xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx