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twoontwo
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 56
Bisexual Female, 57
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Casanova
so come on share ya best chatup line with us all, ours is fancy a shag or get ya knickers off, no wonder we never get any fun ffs , this is a fun thread no finger benders saying oh we like to chat for ages and be nice etc :happy: so lets hear the best ya got the one that gets you laid :evil2:
Casanova
george your a cool chap glad to see you are stayin, we need peeps like you to make the days more interesting oh and take the pics at socials lol seren please dont talk of leaving we have all only just met you and we defo need more sexy buggers like you guys here , we agree with blondes an cey the good meets are the ones to think about , talk to anyone whos been here a while and they will tell you the same we all have shit meets and crap happening, we have decided that it goes one way, over our fuckin heads and balls to all the :wank: and hello:smile2: the main thing is that the :wank: are out numbered 
love yas dave an tee oh an you george xxxx
love yas dave an tee oh an you george xxxx Casanova
thanks der n fee we know it was hard work , but think you did well guys and everyone seemed to be having a brill time, shame about all those drunken buggers that had to go to bed early lmao they missed all the fun. big hugs and kisses from wales xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
guys really nice of you to say so , but there are lots of lovely peeps on here and we just find it rewardin to help new members, hope you guys have a brill time here love ya dave n tee xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Casanova
bastard jel we was goin to say that lol true if you are on this site you must have wanted to pull ie find a female friend and hopefully get to shag her, well you are really messin up m8 they all want to slap you now think you should try a different approach maybe try bein nice and some flattery goes down well, never met a lady that takes her knickers off for a chap (tee made me change that to chap it was a word that rhymes with mick )that winds everyone up all the time and takes the piss out of them .
Casanova
fluffs we so understand that we wouldnt want your job for anything its a no win situation when that happens and your in the middle of it. all you can do is try to calm things down or tell them to shut the hell up or your kick the pair of them . its not nice for everyone else in the room to witness bad feeling etc we all go into the chatroom for the same reason or at least we should be that bein to make friends and have a laugh but sometimes its really hard when someone is so getting up your nose or even worse is missleading a friend, what is the right thing to do then sit back and do nothing ????? the proof you talk about is never so easy to show some people are way to clever for that, this site is brill and we think it impossibly for it to be perfect and foolproof there always some dirty bugger that cant be arsed to be nice just wants sex any way they can male or female.
Casanova
wow guys thanks we thought this thread would just get removed by admin. those of you who have met us and know us , will know we are nice and always friendly and polite. this tread only tells the start of what turned out to be a very unpleasant 5 minites in the chatroom and resulted in us feeling un happy an sad so much so we talked about leaving sp , but then we thought no way is one couple/ guy going to make us give up all our friends. REALLY SORRY EVERYONE FOR BEING SO DOWN WE WILL BE HAPPY FROM NOW ON HONEST . dave n tee xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Casanova
we have been chattin to a couple for several weeks in the chatroom ,by text and chatlines they seem really nice have a good profile but are new with no comments etc. we arranged to meet for a chat and a drink as you do, several times, dates set weeks in advance but everytime they cancelled the day before. so we think ok they are new and nervous fair enough. but then we notice the chat seems to be alot of mes and i as a single person and everytime we say put ya cam on they say they havent got one and yet chatline say they have. so we say is it ok if the girls chat on the phone for a second and are told yes no problem, but it never happened all we got were excuses, like shes stuck in traffic , and even that she wont be home at that time when we hadnt even said a time ??? maybe its us , just too paranoid lol
