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tee__em__aitch
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 46
0 miles · Greater London
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[quote user=qanda]Perhaps all we men should have a graded scale in inches tattooed on the side :devil::uhoh::thumbup:[/quote]
That'd be fine for a "shower" but not for a "grower"
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I mentioned it to her actually - couldnt quite make out her response tho - she had something in her mouth at the time 
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[quote user=biggirluk]:laughabove::laughabove::laughabove::laughabove::laughabove:
is he worth 6 millioin dollars then tmh?
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Dunno BG....................ask your mum!
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well seing as I started the convo
Mine is Steve Austin............Lil' Stevie to his friends
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[quote user=oliviak]Have you got the legs for a dress Tee??? You will have to shave em you know lol[/quote]
Pretty good legs actually - if you ignore all the scar tissue.
Ok - I'll leave you girls alone now - have fun
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[quote user=funkchick]tee, you're just jealous coz you can't cum.
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Guilty as charged
Wot if I wear a dress :D
Wot if I wear a dress :D Sexpert
[quote user=funkchick] no guys allowed, unless they're just buying us drinks lol.
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Pah! you girls are all the same! so much for independent women :P 
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[quote user=funkydiva35]sooooooooooooo i need to eat porridge sexy teeeeeeeee???
i dont mind porridge actually....i jus hate this feelin of lifelessness....and cant b arsed to do anythin!![/quote]
peanut butter and jam sarnie on wholemeal bread is a good un - quick sugar boost off the jam - then as that fades off the peanuts and wholemeal bread kicks in
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Hi adenfi.
Think I might have had had a little peep at you on Friday
I'm fairly new to this site myself, but since becoming a full member I've gotten to know people fairly quickly, and without any exceptions there's a lovely bunch of folks on here.
The thought of your first meetings and encounters may well be a little daunting for you, so the best advice I can give is; don't think about it! - instead just try to get to know folks, and see who is local to you that you feel comfortable with and relate to - from there perhaps just arrange a few social meetings, or come to any local social meets arranged for multiple members of the site.
No-one will think any worse of you if you want to take things at your own pace, quite the opposite in fact.
The chatroom and forums are good places to get started - so your making the right moves so far.
Don't worry about what you look like either, none of us are super models (except maybe 1 member - you know who you are Mrs! :D ), as long as you make an effort on your appearance and do your best to make the best of what you have then that's fine.
All the best!
I'm fairly new to this site myself, but since becoming a full member I've gotten to know people fairly quickly, and without any exceptions there's a lovely bunch of folks on here.
The thought of your first meetings and encounters may well be a little daunting for you, so the best advice I can give is; don't think about it! - instead just try to get to know folks, and see who is local to you that you feel comfortable with and relate to - from there perhaps just arrange a few social meetings, or come to any local social meets arranged for multiple members of the site.
No-one will think any worse of you if you want to take things at your own pace, quite the opposite in fact.
The chatroom and forums are good places to get started - so your making the right moves so far.
Don't worry about what you look like either, none of us are super models (except maybe 1 member - you know who you are Mrs! :D ), as long as you make an effort on your appearance and do your best to make the best of what you have then that's fine.
All the best! Sexpert
babe - all food gives you energy - otherwise it wouldn't be called food.
Food that contains lots of simple sugars gives you a short sharp boost of energy, but your blood sugar levels will quickly drop below your original levels - making you feel sluggish and tired - so avoid sugary stuff.
Complex carbs are your friend for sustained energy levels - porridge - wholewheat pasta - bran - wholemeal bread
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and stuck in his thumb and pulled out a plum
ps - Serens - Dickie Davis eyes more like
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who cares about the location? - Mandy's spectacular rear end would turn Redditch into Rio.
And really mandy - if you've got no idea what to do with a single bloke - then I really should come and show you a few things :devil:
I'll bring Funkleton just in case tho - she's gaggin for me!
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[quote user=oliviak]You giving us spelling lessons now tee?[/quote]
Could teach you a thing or two Oli :devil:
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[quote user=mrrm2008]We'd both be interested.... Let us know any dates when you can....
MrRM[/quote]
Ok well it looks like April is pretty much booked solid for a lot of us - at least it is for me and I'm pretty sure for Mr and Mrs RM too.
So how about May?
A prelude to MK or an encore ?
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Yep - knew it - pulled a complete fox.
wonder if my next snog will be such a success?
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[quote user=biggirluk]no-one special james
i wanna know who i am gonna snog 
and if i will regret it 
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Your luck's in sweetheart!
although you can't hold a candle to the next fox!
and if i will regret it eye:[/quote]
Your luck's in sweetheart!
although you can't hold a candle to the next fox! 