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tee__em__aitch
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 46
0 miles · Greater London
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Sexpert
[quote user=serens40]Tee .... fancy a shag? :giggle::giggle::giggle:
Seriously that post wasn't half bad so well done xxx[/quote]
Please!
and
Thankyou
(be polite too guys)
Sexpert
Ok - lets get this thread back on track with a few observations and some advice from myself.
I'll start with a touch of mythbusting:
Myth #1
"Its hard for single guys to get meets."
I dont beleive it is especially difficult. While us guys are never going to be in as much demand as the elusive single bi female, a decent, honest, fun, and reliable single guy can be something of a hot property due to our rarity.
Myth #2
"The Bad single guys spoil things for the good ones"
Complete bollocks - they do the good guys a massive favour by helping us to stand out from the crowd.
Myth #3
"This is a sex site - so why does no-one want to meet me"
No - this is a swinging site not a sex site - there's a difference. The ladies on this site are no different to ladies in any other walk of life, they just happen to be a little more open-minded and adventurous about sex, and should therefore be treated no differently.
"hi,look at my cock, fancy a shag?" wouldn't work in a club, bar or cafe. so why should it work here?
Fundamentally guys, if you're not getting any interest there's no point blaming anyone else, its down to something YOU are either doing or not doing.
So lets move on to a few pointers:
1. PROFILE.
Have a decent profile descriptionthat says something about you - make it look like you made an effort.
If you cant make the effort to spend some time on somethign as simple as that - how much effort are you going to be putting in in the bedroom?
And remember - you are here to enhance a couple's (or lady's) sex life, they're not here to enhance yours - try to get that across.
2. FACE PICS.
They show you're more likely to be genuine if you've got the balls to show your face.
The girls do like do have a little peep at our bits (despite the fact they say they dont 
) - but a gallery that is just a cock forest will get you nowhere.
3. TALK TO PEOPLE!
Use the chatroom. And by talk to people I dont mean "Hi I'm from Cardiff, who fancies a meet?" a woman will translate that to mean "I'll fuck anyone in a 10 mile radius"and isnt going to make any girl feel like you've singled her out as having something special.
Likewise "Hi XYZ Nice Profile" is a waste of time - if you're going to try that sort of approach, instead try picking something specific from the profile that you liked and use that as a conversation starter - its a great way to show that you've taken the time to read the profile too.
On the subject of reading profiles - DONT ask stupid questions like "where are you from?" - there's a postcode on the profile and it takes 5 seconds to check the location on google maps - likewise dont ask anything that isnt already stated on the profile - just makes you look lazy - and nobody wants a lazy lover.
Talk to everyone and by talk I mean have a laugh and a joke with folks - even other blokes - even couples that arent into single guys. If you show your an open and socialble person with a sense of humour then people will gravitate towards you.
make sure that if you're interested in a couple, you talk to BOTH partners - buggering off as soon as you find out your talking to the male will kill your chances stone dead - remember you'll need to get on with both if you are to stand any chance.
4. GET A CAM!
And if you've got one use it to show your FACE.
Sitting on cam wanking all night really does NOTHING for the ladies -it'll get you a nice all male fan club tho.
Most couples and single ladies wont meet anyone unless they've seen them on cam first.
5. Dont bother with site email.
Seriously - you wont beleive how much email some girls and couples on here get - one girl I spoke to had over a hundred within a few hours on joining the site - you just aint going to stand out.
Only bother emailing someone if you've chatted with them first.
Over to you lads
) - but a gallery that is just a cock forest will get you nowhere.
3. TALK TO PEOPLE!
Use the chatroom. And by talk to people I dont mean "Hi I'm from Cardiff, who fancies a meet?" a woman will translate that to mean "I'll fuck anyone in a 10 mile radius"and isnt going to make any girl feel like you've singled her out as having something special.
Likewise "Hi XYZ Nice Profile" is a waste of time - if you're going to try that sort of approach, instead try picking something specific from the profile that you liked and use that as a conversation starter - its a great way to show that you've taken the time to read the profile too.
On the subject of reading profiles - DONT ask stupid questions like "where are you from?" - there's a postcode on the profile and it takes 5 seconds to check the location on google maps - likewise dont ask anything that isnt already stated on the profile - just makes you look lazy - and nobody wants a lazy lover.
Talk to everyone and by talk I mean have a laugh and a joke with folks - even other blokes - even couples that arent into single guys. If you show your an open and socialble person with a sense of humour then people will gravitate towards you.
make sure that if you're interested in a couple, you talk to BOTH partners - buggering off as soon as you find out your talking to the male will kill your chances stone dead - remember you'll need to get on with both if you are to stand any chance.
4. GET A CAM!
And if you've got one use it to show your FACE.
Sitting on cam wanking all night really does NOTHING for the ladies -it'll get you a nice all male fan club tho.
Most couples and single ladies wont meet anyone unless they've seen them on cam first.
5. Dont bother with site email.
Seriously - you wont beleive how much email some girls and couples on here get - one girl I spoke to had over a hundred within a few hours on joining the site - you just aint going to stand out.
Only bother emailing someone if you've chatted with them first.
Over to you lads Sexpert
[quote user=qanda]Now that is just plain silly tmh :smug:[/quote]
I defy anyone to strip to that tune without breaking down with the giggles
Ok here's another suggestion:
The theme tune to Black Beauty - played on a kazoo
Ok here's another suggestion:
The theme tune to Black Beauty - played on a kazoo 