Sexlightened
[quote user=funkydiva35][quote user=Unknown]can i join ive got a zimmer[/quote]
have these popped their clogs??? :laughabove:[/quote]
No idea but can I borrow their zimmer cos my back is f..king killing me today
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pussinboots3
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Female, 53
Straight Male, 56
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Sexlightened
it better be snow free by saturday or else me and clare are having our own social/pj party/haggishunt/picnic with cream buns and irn bru in scotland
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I would like to see pics too........ cos I remember seeing the one you had b4 and pretty damn good you looked in it...
Oh and I have red bits through my hair does that count lol
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good profile hun....... lol made me smile at and thats something.
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ncp car park best bet then
oh and clare...... we will just push our way in as usual lol
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There is an ncp or similar car park next to hotel, which you get a discount for if you are staying at hotel. There will be folk there from Friday nite and arriving during the whole of Saturday so arrive anytime. I can pretty much promise someone from our wee group will be outside or in bar when you get there.
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please remember its just a SOCIAL !!!!!!
will get crystal to send u details
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Totally agree with you Clare......
last time people came up to Scotland was 2 yrs ago for a social for my birthday, and lots said they would come , in the end about 10 did. So that proves the point.
Does kinda make me wonder why we bother going down south, we pay the extra, take the time, sort the childcare etc etc. Can other folk not do that too.
Oh and I am not appologising for ranting, I am having a shit week and am stressed to the eyeballs and feel like ranting today.
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Haggis hunting season is the week before Robbie Burns Birthday, that's January 25th. So, the season is open January 18-25th.
Only kilted Highlanders can hunt a haggis, and only then if they can play certain notes on the bagpipes .... and then only if they have secured themselves a Haggis Hunting License at Hogmany.
If the hunters fail to catch a Haggis then synthetic Haggis is made at home using an old traditional Scottish recipe instead.
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or if you want it in Scottish.......
Och aye, laddie, huv ye never heard of the wild haggis hunters o' the Heilans? Y'see, laddie, the thing about the haggis is that it makes its home in the Scottish Heilans, which are full of big muckle mountains...
Noo, Evolution has gifted the haggis wi' two wee right legs and two big long left legs, so they dinna topple o'er when they run around yon hills (clockwise, nat'rally.) Yon Haggis are fun-loving little critters, but they're easily startled - so all the hunter laddie has to do is make a wee hide where he knows a haggis is going to run past, then BANG!, he leaps out in front of the puir wee thing, which gets a fright an' tries to turn around and run anti-clockwise. But as ye ken, the haggis is only gifted to run clockwise, so it topples over and bounces all the way down the mountain. After a good day's haggis-frightnin', the hunter walks doon, picks up all the puir helpless haggi, and sells them at the local market...
and yes I am really bored today waiting for the solicitor to call about someone buying my house, but hey you lot have learned something
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Haggis Hunting
This once popular sport amongst the nobility and gentry of Britain and Europe reached its peak in the early 1920s with gentlemen converging on stately homes of the North from all around Europe during haggis hunting season. Back in those days, when large haggis herds roamed the Moors in abundance, a hunt would last for several days, with literally dozens of haggis being shot (or hagged in hunting parlance) in just one session
A typical haggis hunting session would consist of the beaters, or haggillies to give them their correct name, taking their haggis hounds, an all but forgotten breed of specialised hunting dog, onto the Moors and herding the haggis towards the carefully positioned haggis hides. In these hides the hunters would wait patiently until the traditional cry of 'Hag Ho!' went up from the chief hagilly, at which point they would take up their gun positions and attempt to hag as many of the small but elusive creatures as possible as they stampeded past.
see ...... its all true !!!! ;) 
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well if you had too many people hunting them they would die out and then what would happen. Thats why you need a license and the proper equipment
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You get wine in the hairdressers down south ???????
fook me, lucky if you can get a cup of tea up here lol
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course they do.... wee hairy legs that move really fast. Oh and you need a license to hunt for them, but only when they are in season.
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yes anything tartan counts..... me and clare have tartan pjs tho lol
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[quote user=mwm69]Do we have a Scottish Pyjama Party in here then:happy::rascal:
I know we are not Scottish but we have Pyjamas and I think I have a distant Scottish uncle removed for whatever:rascal::rascal:[/quote]
they have to be tartan pjs for it to be a scottish pj party
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Burns Night was on 25th Jan Dr Dave .... so you were late, but hey maybe the haggis was hard to catch. Me and Clare can give you lessons in Leeds if you like.
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ohhhhhh make sure and tell me who he is then.... mind you he will be on my list wayhey
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[quote user=blondecouple]I always like the fruit club, but I am partial to orange also
:happy::happy::happy::happy::happy:[/quote]
lol that made me giggle.... and thats a hard thng to do since eldest child just threw up all over thew floor urghhh
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its half way between Birmingham and us clare
Ohhhh and Chris you have to bring cream buns to Clares room we having a picnic on a twister mat
