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miss_ccrider
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Female, 76
0 miles · Shropshire
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I was cleaning the flat today( yes i do do housework
) and i found this little sheet of logic, See how many you can get. I do have the answers. So its easy for me :) And think about them.
You should be able to answer them correctly in three minutes
1. How far can a dog run into the forest?
2. How many birthdays does the average person have?
3. Why can;t a person living in Oxford be buried in Ipswich?
4. If a doctor gave you three pills and told you to take one every half-hour, how long would they last?
5. Some months have 31 days, some have 30. How many have 28 days?
6. If you had only one match left in the box and entered a room in which there was a paraffin lamp, a gas ring and a fuel stove, what would you light first?
7. An arhcitect has a house with four sides to it and it is rectangular in shape. Each side has a southerly aspect. A bear comes wandering by. What colour is thebear?
8. I have in my hand two coins totalling 15p. On eis not a 5p piece. Rememer that. What are they?
9. You are the pilot of an areoplane with 100 passengers which drops half in Birmingham and picks up 10, flies to manchester, doubles its load and then finally reduces it by a third at Edinburgh. What is the pilots name?
10. Divide 30 by 1/2 and add 10. What is the answer?
11. Take two apples from three apples and what do you have?
12. An archeologist claims he has found two coins with the date 10 b.c on them. Can they be geniune?
13. A woman gives a begger 20p. The woman is the begger's sister, but the begger is not the womans brother. How is this?
14. How many of each species did Moses take into the Ark?
15. Is it legal in the U.K for a man to marry his widows sister?
16. Some ducks are swimming in a line. There is a duck in front of the two ducks, a duck behind two ducks, and a duck between two ducks. How many ducks are there in total?
17. If ten cats kill ten rats in ten minutes. How long will it take one hundred cats to kill one hundred rats?
18. The number of eggs in a basket doubles every minute. The basket is full of eggs after sixty minutes. When was it half full?
19. Two fathers and two sons each shot a duck. None of them shot the same duck. Only three ducks were shot. Why was this?
) and i found this little sheet of logic, See how many you can get. I do have the answers. So its easy for me :) And think about them.
You should be able to answer them correctly in three minutes
1. How far can a dog run into the forest?
2. How many birthdays does the average person have?
3. Why can;t a person living in Oxford be buried in Ipswich?
4. If a doctor gave you three pills and told you to take one every half-hour, how long would they last?
5. Some months have 31 days, some have 30. How many have 28 days?
6. If you had only one match left in the box and entered a room in which there was a paraffin lamp, a gas ring and a fuel stove, what would you light first?
7. An arhcitect has a house with four sides to it and it is rectangular in shape. Each side has a southerly aspect. A bear comes wandering by. What colour is thebear?
8. I have in my hand two coins totalling 15p. On eis not a 5p piece. Rememer that. What are they?
9. You are the pilot of an areoplane with 100 passengers which drops half in Birmingham and picks up 10, flies to manchester, doubles its load and then finally reduces it by a third at Edinburgh. What is the pilots name?
10. Divide 30 by 1/2 and add 10. What is the answer?
11. Take two apples from three apples and what do you have?
12. An archeologist claims he has found two coins with the date 10 b.c on them. Can they be geniune?
13. A woman gives a begger 20p. The woman is the begger's sister, but the begger is not the womans brother. How is this?
14. How many of each species did Moses take into the Ark?
15. Is it legal in the U.K for a man to marry his widows sister?
16. Some ducks are swimming in a line. There is a duck in front of the two ducks, a duck behind two ducks, and a duck between two ducks. How many ducks are there in total?
17. If ten cats kill ten rats in ten minutes. How long will it take one hundred cats to kill one hundred rats?
18. The number of eggs in a basket doubles every minute. The basket is full of eggs after sixty minutes. When was it half full?
19. Two fathers and two sons each shot a duck. None of them shot the same duck. Only three ducks were shot. Why was this? 
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For you my darling anything.
xxx:wave2::wave2::wave2: Im here, Just not as much as i used to be, due to different commitments in my life now, and now i have decided i need to move house, so going to have all that going on to, But im still about and like to add my little bit of shite to the chatroom and forums every now and again.
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Get a Karvol Vaporiser for your room. The monster and i had a bit of a cold last week and got one, as he cant take anything else for a cold, and it works wonders. Its like a glade plug in thingy, but it pumps out like menthol and you keep it plugged in all night. Worked a treat. Wont stop you getting a cold, but will help clear your snotty nose.
As for the bottom and tops, no answer except eh!!!!!!!!!! maybe a plug might help
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xxx Eh!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Could you please stop taking the piss out of Noel Edmonds, He is really not that bad, he has a little twinkle in his eye that is nice. He also has a nice bird, so if he said swap or no swap, Id have to say swap please.
I also think that Lexi in Emmerdale farm is sexy to.
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Hello peeps, hope you have fun and find what your looking for, Just mind us oldies, on your way 