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maxedout
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 43
0 miles · Surrey

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[quote user=funkchick]Soz gg, am out of the country on the 12th and besides I'm a little preoccupied with a cheeky blue eyed male from here! Good luck tho![/quote] Ull be preoccupied tonight....oh and i have blue eyes :bounce:
Have a great time on ur hollys guys... Remember its a holiday so min sleep and party hard...(Like you dont know how to do that anyway lol) Maxy :bounce:
Oh and PS - Ciao Bella Serens Nice chatting with you and take care in whatever you guys do... Maxy :bounce:
[quote user=oliviak]Boys, single guys have enough trouble on here as it is. Having 2 single boys signing up as a couple when you aren't even a couple... errmmm... what can I say. I very much doubt you are going to have any luck. You are better off joining individually as single boys.[/quote] Credit crunch lol :bounce:
:bounce:[/quote] haha yeah I have been down to Harmony as it is opposite my work building! I have bought some stuff over here, but miss my stash from home... some peeps may have even seen my fetish nurse outfit on cam one friday night lol...[/quote] I think that outfit is due to come out again isnt it? :bounce:
[quote user=ceylon1][quote user=maxedout]You cheeky shit no i am not lol:boxing:[/quote] Excuse me, what is wrong with Essex then Max? :boxing: lol It has some nice places in it honest it does lol xxx[/quote] Errm nothing wrong with essex at all cey... honest lol. :bounce:
Winner weekend, was great to meet and chat to the people i did get round to speaking to. Thanks to everyone for making it a great night. :bounce:
Do you get charged a cleaning bill for the rooms if it gets all kinky?..or is it wise to leave a tip maybe? lol
How did this turn from what are we all wearing to lets give max shit! lol blink
Dont think we need a room wolly more like a ring :boxing: oh and..you wish miss funk :rascal:
Was most prob an aussie birdie!! Take it as a kinky promise..Watch ur back bogan :sparring: Yea IF i see you at MK...innocent
And you would know this how miss funk? lol Ur going the right way about getting ur arse spanked missy lol poke
Shopping all done, but not the clothing kind...Good times :lick:
You hush that beak wolly you know the only sausage i like is from the chippy.... Typical aussies giving me shit again.. where have i heard that b4 lol...dunno
I think i have a mesh top somewhere for some non sausage action reason... :thumbup: Crackers with holes in and meshy things - not sure i can pull that look off lol madeye:
Funk dont you mean as smooth as sand paper boink All this talk of legs is not really solving my what to wear problem is it lol
[quote user=midgie]Max. Just wear a hat. :wary:[/quote] Oh so helpful midgie lol
Oh ha ha ha, Yea i just cant wait to come out lol Ill make sure i shave my legs funk so long as you make sure you shave yours lol :bounce:
How about i kick ur arse funk lol :boxing: Actually that could turn a few heads, might nip down to topshop and pick up a cheeky little number lol bolt