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jelandn
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Female, 67
Straight Male, 67
0 miles · Gloucestershire

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"teach the other one how to do it" CC are you watching duck foreplay and fucking in the bath now??...lol
it's not strange Wazza, it's normal in our house, some peeps lose time, clothes and inhibitions!!....:giggle:
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Wazza you want it all videoed??...Okies we can sort that!! :happy:
of course xxx but hey pop over and we can make several hours disappear for you guys!!...lol
Hi to the seasiders xxx It looks like you intend to have lots of fun guys and if we can help provide that please let us know!!...:bounce:
Maybe the duck is evolving into a flatfish? ...Don't plaice start out all normal and the eyes move to 1 side as they flatten out??...Ohhhhhh and can this process be accelerated with ironing them early in their lives??...dunno
Hey Pink hunni and welcome to the site...If you fancy a group hot-tubbing give us a shout xxx :bounce:
Nooooo Puss it would surely be swimming around in a circle??....loon
If a male bathing duck is it 'dressed to the right' perhaps??...:bounce: and if so, just lop its cock off??....bolt
And CC you can be the lead singer!! :boo: ... with MWM on her maraca's...:bounce:
Sammi - Lots like the thought of swinging, but handling the reality of it is something different...lol
Ello Wozer and yep I remember you from chat...welcome back m8y :bounce:
We are with Pennines here, we are not tattoed but don't mind peeps with them. Its a personal choice, same as piercings innocent
Silencer is an organist? He can join the swing band...:karaoke:
From our experience lots (on any swing site) do not appear to bother replying to messages or actually swing. Whether or not people reply is their choice and you simply have to accept that on move onwards. However, when you do strike it lucky and find people you can have fun with, it is all worth the efforts to find them xxx
Thank you CC yes it was...We are about Bays but had an enforced month off swing due to flu xxx
Roy hows about posting this in the 'parties' area, you may do better there m8y??
ffs Biddy...defo gonna miss you in chat hunni, you brighten the place with your smiley face n comments... take care guys and maybe we shall see you at Leeds or MK xxx
As is our way with socials we never decided till xmas day that we would actually go to Stevenage and booked a hotel room accordingly...drinkies However, Jel has had shivers n aches all day today and taken herself to bed, so we are defo not gonna make it tonight for dancing and naked snogging...:upset: Which is shame cause we had several peeps we fancied snogging under the misteltoe :bounce: Have a brilliant and sexy and funny evening guys, we are gonna miss you all and the fun xxx
Is it because you are excited and want shagging in all rooms before xmas perhaps??...lol
Hmmmmmmm alternative looking?? Does pug ugly not count then, can do that easy!! ffs...xxx
ffs 2on2 you are doomeddddddddddddd...ugly, welsh and newbies!!!! lol Take care guys, just pulling your leg!! xxx
We seldom go clubbing without either arranging a meet there or taking playmates along with us, we don't wanna be billy-no-mates with or without a snogathon... As Diva says we have been approached or spoken with other unknown couples playing and had some soft, sensual fun with them...But not fucked them, our choice, as we prefer to know people quite well beforehand... Other than that 2on2 get some card badges made like we had at MK1 social 'ON THE PULL!!'....lol But always take care, have fun Jel & N xx PS. Liberty Elite have a gold band system that ladies can wear if they dont mind being approached in club by other ladies, that seems a good way to gather a pervy crowd around yourselves??...lol
We are with SarahMal on this issue. We are comfy with all ways to approach actually meeting people, providing we have established during message exchange, chatroom cam, convo or moby convo that they are who the profile says... We are flexible by nature and have had some funny socials the same evening after chatting with new friends in the chatroom, but not any playmeets...as such, or does pub carpark snogging count as playing??...lol Once in chat we answered an open forum request at 7pm for 'drinks tonight' with a couple 180miles away, we agreed to meet halfway and arrived at pub for 10pm after 90mile drive each. Obviously everybody in chatroom was aware, but so what? The other couple had a sense of adventure that was brilliant and we had a laugh together for that short while...Even though they were not for us we remained chatroom friends... Take care, have fun Jel & N xxx
Heyup Gigglers xxx We would love to pop over and do you hunni!!... xxx