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hotstory69
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 58
0 miles · Staffordshire
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Debs, sorry, but £15 divided by 30 days is 50p per day... oops
Midgie, you may not be a swinger, but you've been curious for as long as I've know you... that's why we both joined this site all those years ago for the 5 days free membership! lol
And that trip to Utopia must count for something!
in the jacuzzi at Centre Parcs Sherwood, in the middle of the dome, during the day....
and the one in the health Spa at Oasis Penrith, outside, with snow on the ground...
and a saturday night on the steps of the local Tesco's (right under the security camera, as i found out later)
my boss's desk and on the board room table at work...
yep, that was a busy week! lol
A married couple is lying in bed one night.
The wife is curled up, ready to go to sleep, and the husband turns his bed lamp on to read a book.
As he's reading, he periodically reaches over to his wife and fondles her special area.
He does this a few times, but only for a very short interval before returning to read his book.
The wife gradually becomes more and more aroused assuming that her husband is seeking some encouragement she gets up and starts stripping in front of him.
The husband is confused and asks, "Why are you taking off your clothes?"
His wife replies, "You were rubbing me downtown. I thought it was foreplay,"
The husband says, "No, not at all."
His wife asks angrily, "Well, what the hell were you doing then? "
" I was just wetting my fingers so I could turn the pages in my book"
Ok, maybe not all of you, but definitely some of you! lol
Web links get removed from here, so go to YouTube, search for 'nicko170' and from the 2 clips, select Jim Jeffries.
After a couple of minutes of that, you'll understand why it makes me fondly think of you guys.
You are all aweseme! 
[quote user=phda]Meli's, definately up for Saturday sliding at Xscape, planks and board packed already, it's possibly the best and fastest cure for what will I'm sure be only a mild hangover from Friday night, assuming f*ck*n car doesn't break down this time.
And no bloody sneaking off to Castleford for practices!!!
phda xxxxx
ps: for anyone interested they also have 'Airkix' where you 'freefall' over a f*ckin huge razor sharp fan, but will need to book and say bye to family and friends.[/quote]
lol.:thrilled::thrilled::thrilled: I wouldn't worry about the fan at Airkix. they're actually above you, and a very safe net just below you. It's Awesome fun too, guaranteed to put a smile on your face. :bounce: I would recommend it to anyone. :happy::happy::happy:
check the site at Airkix com. :clap:
[quote user=ceylon1]Can think of a few girlies who might be able to help you out with some appropriate exercises Mr Hotstory :grin:[/quote]
a 'few'??? wow! that's a few more than i can think of...
I was hoping to help Miss CC with some limbering up, just to avoid cramp you understand... :grin: :twisted:
:cheers:.... should i still come?
I could really do with some exercise to help me get back to normal... can anyone help me out with some ideas? :rascal:
Miss_cc, if all you are going to do is look....:upset:
however, if you are going to stick your head under it again... I'll make sure I turn to face you this time...:thrilled:
I'm not sure I'll remember to bring chocolate to smear on, so I'll have to think of something else for you to lick off me instead.... hmmm :O 
hmmm funky..:P. fond memories of the carnage :doh
n your PC! 
(can't believe that was a year ago!!!)
fruity - you know I'd be glad to service yours anytime! :thumbup: (and you too given the chance! :doggy: phoarr)
[you can always plug a screen into your old laptop and copy off what you need and delete what you don't. I have a screen you can have.. we'll have to meet up for me to give it to you though... ]
n your PC! (can't believe that was a year ago!!!)
fruity - you know I'd be glad to service yours anytime! :thumbup: (and you too given the chance! :doggy: phoarr)
[you can always plug a screen into your old laptop and copy off what you need and delete what you don't. I have a screen you can have.. we'll have to meet up for me to give it to you though... ] 