[color="violet"]I'm a secret "mirkin" maker to the stars in celebsville....they're made from genuine pubic hair carefully reaped from the guest beds and play area,delicately dry cleaned and coloured with natural henna and such like to create the master pieces the stars require for their blockbuster "money shot"........[/color]
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Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Male, 46
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[quote user=sexyjen]yep another thread from me!!
does anyone acutally [color="red"][/color][size="24"][/size]READ
[size="12"][/size] anymore??
[color="violet"]lol....well jen,I read your thread,perved over your pics a bit longer than I should have....and..errrr yeah, I read!!!!But perving comes a close second(first in extreme cases....)[/color]:evil2:
or just perv pics?[/quote]
:happy:Hi Fruitybird!!
We think a marquee in the garden would be a fab also could get hold of a couple of jacuzzis for the weekend in question....think june is a good idea as kids are off end of july and it would make things more difficult for those with the little darlings....so,where do we get some fabulous masks from then???!!
o btw...£40 per couple at Chameleons x[color="violet"]All hail the Debbie:inlove::angel: Debbie,you have some wise words at the ready for any circumstance and on more than one occasion I have found something through my letter box from everyone else has said you are a star,an angel,a solid rock,true and all love you through and for being you.M x x x x:thrilled:[/color]
[color="violet"]UPDATE: Spoken to all guest booked for New Years Eve and everyone has voted to go to Chameleons on the have just 2 rooms left but know of another swingers guest house close to the club that possibly have rooms available if needs mail us back or in this forum if you are at a loose end (or want to be on the end of one...lol) on NYE everyone has a fab time what ever you're doing!
M & C XXXX[/color]:bounce::evil2:
[color="violet"]Hey ya wee burdt ya!Can we please have details of where seds are staying please? I mean...err the hotel details please? As we are going to make a concerted affort to get the timing right and get our party hats on and join the likes of your fine guest list and maybe get ma wee tits oot!Thanks sexy x x x x gurnae gurnae bae the vaee! pmsl x[/color]
One more sleep to go.....!!!!:evil2:
[color="violet"]Note for:Seds,simply~_saint,jaq-kryps,kcmanc,missccrider,joolilooli,genuine_guy, can you arrive after as this then gives us plenty of time to put up the barracade and barbed wire....joke!We will be all nicely chilled and ready to welcome you all with welcome arms any time after you would like our contact number please do not hesitate to mail and we will oblidge.[/color]Looking forward to seeing all the others at Utopia on the night too.
[color="red"]Everyone have a safe trip and see you all Saturday!!!!Woooohoooooo....M & C xxxx[/color]
[color="violet"][color="violet"]I was with the motley crew(girl power started well before spice girls hit the scene!) and we got invited to tour the local radio station.I walked past the studio window with a red leather jacket on and mr f saw he came out and walked past I was singing along to a commercial on the radio and he said the immortal words: " Wow you've a great voice,would you like to come back on your own and make some jingles for me"?!!.....[/color][/color]:love::inlove:
[quote user=funkydiva35]hot.........sorry i kno u wanted details.........but i was didtracted by ur arse (v nice)
shit......wot was the question agen????
funky x 
:P[/quote]
[color="violet"]Fuck the arse(not literally...)have you seen the size of the cock????:evil2::giggle:[/color][color="cyan"]woweeeeeeeeeee anyway...you can sleep on the sofa bed!!!![/color] xxxxxxxx
M & C xx[/color]
:P[/quote]
[color="violet"]Fuck the arse(not literally...)have you seen the size of the cock????:evil2::giggle:[/color][color="cyan"]woweeeeeeeeeee anyway...you can sleep on the sofa bed!!!![/color] xxxxxxxxM & C xx[/color] [quote user=fruitmedley][quote user=friends3]ahem....well....we don't have a mansion exactly....just a very large farm house, with 6 letting rooms...and a play room.......with a fab private garden........just a thought.....( we were goping to host a summer ball last year but the couple organising it kinda fell flat..
) xx[/quote]
Well I think that F3 if they were happy to should host it as it is already equiped by the sounds of it. Also it seems to be central in the country.
I am happy to help as much as I can with the organising if you like. xxxx[/quote]
Fruit babe,if you wanna put the feelers out for suitable dates we are happy to host (but of anyone else comes up with something better we're also happy to attend...lol) we can get our heads together and organise it....plenty of room for marquee in garden etc....xxxx
) xx[/quote]
Well I think that F3 if they were happy to should host it as it is already equiped by the sounds of it. Also it seems to be central in the country.
I am happy to help as much as I can with the organising if you like. xxxx[/quote]
Fruit babe,if you wanna put the feelers out for suitable dates we are happy to host (but of anyone else comes up with something better we're also happy to attend...lol) we can get our heads together and organise it....plenty of room for marquee in garden etc....xxxx [color="indigo"][color="violet"]I'd quite like to be able to instant message someone if they're logged into sp without being in the chat room........(obviously there would have to be an "accept"/"decline" button so you don't get swamped with instant messages from people perhaps you wouldn't want to chat with....)[/color][/color]
Ok Debbie....just for you hun .....xxxx
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Put a naked woman and a six-pack in front of him....then tell him to pick just one..........
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They either cling, run or don't fit right in the crotch!....
Boom Boom!!Enough Debs?? xxxx
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