[color="orange"]Is this still going ahead?.......
....just casually flicking through diary is all........[/color]
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Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Male, 45
0 miles · Staffordshire
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[color="orange"][size="18"]The Morning after the Office Party.
Jack woke up with a killer hangover after attending his firm's Chris tmas Party.
He didn't even remember how he got home. It's What day is it? Thursday. His wife must have gone to work.
As he struggled into consciousness through the fog of a pounding headache, his stomach plummeted as he wondered what the hell he did last night.
He forced himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he saw was a couple of aspirins next to a glass of water on the side table. And, next to them, a little vase of sweet peas, freshly picked from the garden.
He sat up. The bedroom was clean and tidy, - there was no trail of drunkenly abandoned clothes, fresh air was coming in through the window and all was serene. He stumbled to the bathroom, also pristine, and, squinting gingerly into the mirror, saw that he had a black eye. This was not a good sign, but no memories were returning.
As he concentrated hard on getting the world into focus, he saw a post-it note stuck on the corner of the mirror. It was written in red, with little hearts on it and a kiss from his wife.
'I'll ring your office and tell them you won't be in today. Breakfast is in the oven. Try to eat something and go back to bed for the morning. There's snooker on TV this afternoon. Take it easy today, hope your eye doesn't hurt too much. See you tonight. I love you, darling! Love, Jillian. x '
He stumbled to the kitchen and sure enough, there was hot breakfast, steaming hot coffee and the newspaper. His teenaged son was sitting at the table, eating.
Jack, bracing himself, asked his son what happened the previous night.
' Well, you came home after 3 A.M., drunk and out of your mind. You fell over the coffee table and broke it, and then you puked in the hallway, and got that black eye when you ran into the door. '
Confused, he asked his son, 'So, why is everything in such perfect order, aspirins by the bed, a nice note from Mum and breakfast waiting for me?'
His son replied, 'Oh THAT!... Mum dragged you to the bedroom, and when she tried to take your trousers off, you screamed, 'Leave me alone you slapper, I'm married!!'
Broken Coffee Table £250
Hot Breakfast Two Aspirins 20p
Saying the right thing, at the right time......PRICELESS [/size][/color]
[color="orange"]YOUNG T.V. SUBSLUT FOR NEWBIE wanted to fulfill a fantasy-no it's not for MrFriends before you go gossiping off into the ether....!
A young fit friend has requested the company of a bi to go gently into the wonderful world of bum lovin and naughtiness for a few hours.....Must be young, fit and willing to please....
So I have offered to put the binoculars into action and help search out the perfect match for him.
All offers will be carefully considered before he chooses the candidate most suited to his needs although he did express a MUST for hygiene and cleanliness(don't we all?)........x[/color]
[color="orange"]THE BANANA TEST
There is a very, very tall coconut tree and there are 4 animals,a Lion, a Chimpanzee, a Giraffe, and a Squirrel, who pass by.
They decide to compete to see who is the fastest to get a banana off the tree. Who do you guess will win?
Your answer will reflect your personality. So think carefully . . .. Try and answer within 30 seconds. Got your answer?
Now scroll down to see the analysis.
If your answer is:
Lion = you're dull.
Chimpanzee = you're a moron.
Giraffe = you're a complete idiot.
Squirrel = you're just hopelessly stupid.
A COCONUT TREE DOESN'T HAVE BANANAS.
Obviously you're stressed and overworked.
You should take some time off and relax!
Try again next year.
yeah, I fell for it too![/color]
With all this cock and arse talk, may I just switch your attention over to the pussy area for a mo?
We all know everyone's different, but the size of the cock AND the size of a pussy should be equally important shouldn't it?
I mean,I've been having some fun and thinking mmm this is gonna be sooo tight and as I gently fiddle away with her ladylove door, I've slipped right in up to the wrist!(wriggling around like a lizard in a tin comes to mind...)Shock and horror are things I've tried to hide in front of many a person for various reasons(unsaid - natch!)
So girls are lucky that they get a pre-warning of whats to come, but you poor guys won't know what to expect till you in balls deep!
Debs,
I have to confess in the past I have been guilty of talking to peeps on cam before reading the profile.....I am guilty of just perving the pics and making the old 3 second judgement of "fuck me I would!!"....
I have in more recent times begun to actually read them too. (As opposed to getting my rocks off with them on cam first only to discover they're not meeting at the moment or live a billion miles away...!lol)
M xx
[color="orange"][size="18"]Lmao...trust you huniz!!!We are identical in everything except hair...she has a really short crop, is happily married and neither knows I'm into swinging nor is into it herself...although she did tell me about a trip to amsterdam once......
Debs, my sweet Debs, indeed I did and I won't open it until Monday as per instructions! I rattled my little brain for all of 10 minutes until I recognised the post mark!! You are the most thoughtful person in sp and I adore you for thanks sweetie. I will be in touch via mail later for a chat xxxx[/size][/color]
[color="orange"][size="18"]My twin sister started me off with this a couple of years ago...I have only just got out of the habit and then listened to Sam Sparro's album a little too much and now it's back again...ffs....:doh:
Let me twin and I were driving to our annual weekend jaunt to Alton Towers and I put Dido's album in the c.d. player......about 3 songs in, my sis turns and says
"Don't you find that annoying?"
Me:"What?"
Twin:"The fact that the more you listen to this c.d. the more you hear her intake of breath before singing a word...like all the time!!!"
From that poiint onwards, we laughed our socks off as we sang along to the breaths instead of the words.
Unfortunately by the end of the weekend it was driving me bonkers as every song I listened to, by different artists,all I heard was their intake of breath as they warbled 
You just wait and see...you'll all be doing it now!!
Just thought I'd like to share that....
M xx[/size][/color]
You just wait and see...you'll all be doing it now!!
Just thought I'd like to share that....
M xx[/size][/color] [color="orange"][size="18"]Very true...I mean when you see a name like..eerrr I dunno, ramrod9inches4u(hope that isn't a real member..should check really...)and then click on pics..a:there's either no pics or b:there are pics that do not represent the image conjoured up by the name and c: if they are brave enough to go on cam,you can quite clearly see they have been using the ruler from the borrowers film set.[/size][/color]
[size="18"][color="orange"][b]Oh Lordy dj what have you started now??!!Can I join the fun pwetty pwease???Are you going to have it at yours(so to speak...!) or at a club??.....I wanna I wanna I wanna!!!!!
Girls night out has a good ring to it!![/b][/color][/size]:giggle::happy:
[color="orange"][i]M xx[/i][/color]
[color="orange"][size="18"][b]O.K update time:
The couple in question would now like to go to a club and have suggested either Chameleons or Utopia.
Due to circumstances changing we will no longer be hosting this event but WILL be attending!!(and why not!!?)
The date remains the same and if anyone would like to join them at either club just state a preference and we will pass this onto them as they are not members of SP.
Cheers Sexies!!
M & C xxxx[/b][/size][/color]
[size="18"][color="orange"][b]Oh Lordy!!!!:evil2:
Ladies and Gentlemen, this is gonna be one hell of a bash can't wait either!Will start getting details out as soon as the b'day cpl informed of such a desirable guest list...lucky buggers...all of us!!xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx[/b][/color][/size]
[quote user=hotcouple22]Not sure this thread is being used for what is was started for lol
Anyway heres a post to show our interest
xxx[/quote]
[color="orange"][size="18"]OOOOOOOOPS!!Yesnow children, let's all get back to the issue at hand...a big dirty orgy for sexy young fitties like those who have shown interest already!...Your interest has been noticed hotcouple...as have all the rest of you perverted lot!!....looking good to go..xx[/size][/color]
[quote user=jeffason]cheese n pickle
salt n vinegar
cup n saucer
BABY OIL N ORGY???????
pretty please
mmmmmmmmmmmmm oh fantasy time[/quote]
[color="orange"]LMFAO!!!!
fish & chips
starsky & hutch
Laurel & Hardy
wet pussy & hard-on
Hornyyyyyyyyyy times ahead wooooooohooooooooooooyyyyyyyyyyeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeehhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!![/color]
lovin the fact you feel you had to explain debs!!bless ya...what you guys get up to is none of our business as long as we can watch!Will put you on the list.....if there are enough cpls then it will def go ahead.....would only really need about 6-8 cpls really as there is also me and him indoors and the birthday girl and her man.....so if you know any sexies who would be up for it...let them know!!
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[size="18"][color="orange"]Oh lordy you lot!!!!!!funks & lickin...not had the pleasure yet but sure you're up to the specifications!!And as for you two jeffs....it really doesn't need saying but I'm gonna...you SEXY FUCKS!!:evil2:Love to see you there....keep an eye open to see if any other sexed up saucepots are interested....lol xxxx[/color][/size]
