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baylisstic
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 53
Bisexual Female, 52
0 miles · Bedfordshire
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and funky you know us too well 
:lol
morning funks,
trust you are well hun,apart from being tired from not sleeping ehh,and that you are settling in ok in ya new pad?
kat and i have our induction today at the gym yikes,then we have a game of squash,see told ya we were serious about getting in shape this year,
okey dokeys musy away, catch ya soon hunni
the bays xxxxxx
:rascal:[quote user=Sid_n_Nancy][color="olive"][quote user=baylisstic] i hold a door open for someone and they do not say thank you,i have to mutter under my breath "no thank you",i cant help it,bad manners,a pet hate,
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It's the same with driving, when people don't say thankyou or at least acknowledge that you have stopped to let the through it really boils my blood!!
:fury::kick::fuckinghell::censored:
I usually wind the window down and shout "YOU'RE WELCOME" as loud as I can!![/color][/quote]
thats a good one nancy,i do the same,and then the next poor sod that wants letting out gets it with both barrell "i'm not ketting you out lol
Had a delivery today,and the item was wrapped in the large bubble wrap,and yes you got it i had to sit down there and then and pop it,it just had to be done,and indeed it was very theraputic (think thats how you spell it),
so it got me thinking,what can you not resist?,maybe its food,shops ect,
so heres a few to get you started,
1,popping bubble wrap, i hold a door open for someone and they do not say thank you,i have to mutter under my breath "no thank you",i cant help it,bad manners,a pet hate,
3,a open packet of biscuits have to be finished,but if it is not opened then no problem.
there must be more, but brain dead at the moment lol
come add to the thread......what can't you resist............
luv from, Neil....Mr Bay xxxxxxxx
Proof That The World Is Nuts
In Lebanon, men are legally allowed to have sex with animals, but the animals must be female. Having sexual relations with a male animal is punishable by death.
(Like THAT makes sense.)
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In Bahrain, a male doctor may legally examine a woman's genitals, but is prohibited from looking directly at them during the examination. He may only see their reflection in a mirror.
(Do they look different reversed?)
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Muslims are banned from looking at the genitals of a corpse. This also applies to undertakers. The sex organs of the deceased must be covered with a brick or piece of wood at all times.
(A brick?)
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The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is decapitation.
(Much worse than 'going blind!')
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There are men in Guam whose full-time job is to travel the countryside and deflower young virgins, who pay them for the privilege of having sex for the first time
Reason: under Guam law, it is expressly forbidden for virgins to marry.
(Let's just think for a minute; is there
any job anywhere else in the world that even comes close to this?)
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In Hong Kong, a betrayed wife is legally allowed to kill her adulterous husband, but may only do so with her bare hands.
The husband's illicit lover, on the other hand, may be killed in any manner desired.
(Ah! Justice!)
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Topless saleswomen are legal in Liverpool, England - but only in tropical fish stores.
(But of course!)
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In Cali, Colombia, a woman may only have sex with her husband, and the first time this happens, her mother must be in the room to witness the act.
(Makes one shudder at the thought.)
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In Santa Cruz, Bolivia, it is illegal for a man to have sex with a woman and her daughter at the same time.
(I presume this was a big enough problem that they had to pass this law?)
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In Maryland, USA it is illegal to sell condoms from vending machines with one exception: Prophylactics may be dispensed from a vending machine only 'in places where alcoholic beverages are sold for consumption on the premises.'
(Is this a great country or what?
Well, not as great as Guam!)
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Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.
(Who volunteers for these tests?)
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The ant can lift 50 times its own weight, can pull 30 times its own weight and always falls over on its right side when intoxicated.
(Did our government pay for this research??)
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Butterflies taste with their feet.
(Ah, geez.)
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An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
(I know some people like that.)
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Starfish don't have brains.
(I know some people like that, too.)
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And, the best for last?
Turtles can breathe through their butts.
(And I thought I had bad breath in the morning!)
Thank ya'll for reading this, if you need to reach me in the future I'll be in Guam!!
