serens...you not like the sound of that then :bounce:
[quote user=montyjessy]mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm you more than welcome sexy bays will save ya a space at the top of the bed hehe[/quote]
mmmmmmmmm glad that we have that quote in writing...we can hold you to that :bounce::cheers::grin::lickface:
mailing up to date,send me a p.m if you have not heard owt from us.
luv ya xxxxxxxxx
glad you found a cure for the snoring funky,hey if it works then shag away :doggy:
have a good weekend hun xxxxxx
well have to agree with you all,it is indeed good to see a single male making a effort,this is what will make you stand out from the crowd,BUT beware as the lovely miss-cc wants your pics,any pics that have made it onto your profile must undergo the funky diva quality control rerving system,just so you know you have it all spot on lmao,take care,
love from the bays xxxxx
if some one can lick their elbow then me thinks they will be in demand on this site,a tongue that long.....the mind boggles :bounce:
an unknown...into sweeming wtf is that, and tell that he was not english,....bless,
still at least he had a go,even though it took funky so long to reply to him lmao
hi guys,would tend to agree,but you also get sent just a private gallery,and you have not even chatted to them :doh:
how could any one be turned off you nutta lol,
thought we were the scary ones :bounce:
i used to snore when i worked nights and was bloody knackered,Kat used ear plugs worked a treat,and now that i work more civilised hours she still wears them just in case lmao,otherwise like you say it is the spare room for markie lol,
take care fooooooooka
luv ya sexy xxxxxxxxxxxxx
Think before you speak... we have all had one of those moments,this is a e-mail that made me smile,so i hope it does you.
Here are six reasons why you should think before you speak -
the last one is great!
Have you ever spoken and wished that you could
immediately take the words back... or that you could crawl into a hole?
Here are the Testimonials of a few people who did....
FIRST TESTIMONY:
I walked into a hair salon with my husband and three kids in tow and asked loudly, 'How much do you charge for a shampoo and a blow job?'
I turned around and walked back out and never went back
My husband didn't say a word...
he knew better.
SECOND TESTIMONY:
I was at the golf store comparing different kinds of golf balls. I was unhappy with the women's type I had been using.
After browsing for several minutes, I was approached by one of the good-looking gentlemen who works at the store.
He asked if he could help me.
Without thinking, I looked at him and said, 'I think I like playing with men's balls.'
THIRD TESTIMONY:
My sister and I were at the mall and passed by a store that sold a variety of candy and nuts.
As we were looking at the display case, the boy behind the counter asked if we needed any help. I replied, 'No, I'm just looking at your nuts.'
My sister started to laugh hysterically. The boy grinned, and I turned beet-red and walked away. To this day,
my sister has never let me forget.
FOURTH TESTIMONY :
While in line at the bank one afternoon, my toddler decided to release some pent-up energy and ran amok. I was finally able to grab hold of her after receiving looks of disgust
and annoyance from other patrons. I told her that if she did not start behaving 'right now' she would be punished.
To my horror, she looked me in the eye and said in a voice just as threatening, 'If you don't let me go right now, I will tell Grandma that I saw you
kissing Daddy's pee-pee last night!' The silence was deafening after this enlightening exchange. Even the tellers stopped what they were doing.
I mustered up the last of my dignity and walked out of the bank with my daughter in tow
The last thing I heard when the door closed behind me, were screams of laughter.
FIFTH TESTIMONY:
Have you ever asked your child a question too many times?
My three-year-old son had a lot of problems with potty training, and I was on him constantly.
One day we stopped at Taco Bell for a quick lunch, in between errands. It was very busy, with a full dining room.
While enjoying my taco,
I smelled something funny,
so of course I checked my seven-month-old daughter, she was clean.
The realized that Danny had not asked to go potty in a while.
I asked him if he needed to go,
and he said 'No.' I kept thinking 'Oh Lord, that child has had an accident, and I don't have any clothes with me.'
Then I said, 'Danny, are you SURE you didn't have an accident?'
'No,' he replied.
I just KNEW that he must have had an accident, because the smell was getting worse.
Soooooo, I asked one more time, 'Danny did you have an accident?' This time he jumped up, yanked down his pants,
bent over, spread his cheeks
and yelled 'SEE MOM, IT'S JUST FARTS!!'
While 30 people nearly choked to death on their tacos laughing,
he calmly pulled up his pants and sat down. An old couple made me feel better,
thanking me for the best laugh they'd ever had!
LAST BUT NOT LEAST TESTIMONY:
This had most of the state of Michigan laughing for 2 days
and a very embarrassed female news anchor who will,
in the future, likely think before she speaks.
What happens when you predict snow but don't get any!
We had a female news anchor that, the day after it was supposed to have snowed and didn't, turned to the weatherman and asked:
'So Bob, where's that 8 inches you promised me last night?'
Not only did HE have to leave the set, but half the crew did too they were laughing so hard!
hope you enjoyed.
take care,
luv Kat and Neil xxxxx
Hi guys,
Welcome to the site,and well done for using the forums,having taken the liberty of perving your profile and pics(makes a change to beat funky to it lol)a bit of advice i would offer is to expand on the wording of your profile as it is a bit on the brief side,say more about yourselves and your likes and dislikes,what you are after from the site ect,because we find that if peeps cant put much effort into their profile,then it would appear they are not that in to this lifestyle and could be time saying that you are.
hope this helps,and that you enjoy the site.
Luv the bays xxxxxx
many thanks kay-de for coming down on sunday,and for sorting the computer out,running much faster now thanks to you giving it a spring clean,you are a star.
take care,luv to all xxxxxxx
p.s back to the top lol
[quote user=dr_dave][quote user=funkydiva35]fuck im soooooooooooooooooooooooo bored!![/quote]
You may be bored Funky, but with a profile pic like your new one and your ever changing member of the month pic, I'm anything but bored..
Thomas all around.....[/quote]
think the in house doc has said it about right lol
sounds like you need some more photos to perve and have a :wank: over,
why you sooooooooooooo bored then hun?????
so funks,you had any sexy talent to show around ya flat yet,if only the peeps coming around really knew what you are like.....the mind does boggle lmao,
serens like the way you put that lmao,jimkel you have mail lol
bloody hell chunks were have you been m8y,good to see you are back,speak soon m8 xxxxx,you must come to mk4,see the thread.
thanks for your offer of help sarahmal very much appreciated,
luv the Bays xxxxx
biddy shame you feel you have to leave,thats a shame,as you are great in the chat room,but will look forward to meeting you at mk,
take care,luv from the bays xxxxxxx
travel card used in london,to the best of my knowledge,not used one myself hun xxx
we haven't scared these peeps of the site.......yet lol:bounce:
so there funks lmao:boo:
james,
please dont think people are ganging up on that is certainly not the case,just trying to point you in the right directon,look at sudsys thread chat room tips for newbies in the new and nervous thread a very good read,there are single males on here that have made it hard for the genuine members to make progress,so it is hard work but well worth it,any way it is supposed to be about socialising with like minded people,the fun side will come as a by product of that,the chatroom is certainly the place to be,go to a social event (mk4) and that will do wonders for you on here,it did us no harm.
no hard feelings i hope?
kind regards The Bays
so funky...we are scarey then lmao:upset:
james,the single females on the site have earnt the right to be picky and choosy,you sound as if you are a sex god and the ladies will come begging lol,
by the way funky is damn sexy and has no need to travel all the way to see you to proove herself,
sorry if this sounds harsh but to get respected you might have to broaden your horizons on the search front and get yourself known,
rant over now,shall retire to the naughty step on my own lmao
good luck the bays.
lolly....that does sound like a question to me hunni....
we luv ya being rude lol
well the tea in bed sounds good,trust the papers and the brekkie are on there way then?
well i have a day with my son sorting his bedroom out,as it looks like a bomb has gone off in it 
??:then off to see some friends for dinner which will be good.
enjoy your sunday hun,
luv from The Bays xxxxx:lickface: 
then we can also suprise serens lmao :doggy::lick:
luv ya.....the bays xxxxxxxx