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andyprime
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 39
0 miles · Hertfordshire

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12inches wont that come out the poor girls throat at the same time? talk about a spit roast
[quote user=qanda]M y alter ego is Arnold Rimmer so perhaps I AM a hologram :crazy::bs:[/quote] wait does that me if i stick somthing in you it will come out the other side??!!?? kinda kinky. p.s i take it you saw red dwarf as well
.........fine I call mine dave, the reason it's easier to remember peoples names if their all called dave ^^
[quote user=funkydiva35]i need a fuck....anyone fancy one ???[/quote] Darn I missed that one! hope theres a next time ^^ though funky wouldnt be able to keep up with me ~i challenge you to a duel ~
[quote user=funkchick]My mobile has a camera so i could do you a few choice snaps funkchicklol Now where's the zoom button...[/quote] Want something that can flatter my bum a little better than a phone camera! lol[/quote] My camera can do just that =p
well a few of the girls have called out "dont stick it there" if that counts
It's not like we think about sex every few sexonds, Butt fuck me somtimes, it really hard to take it all in!
somtimes it's best not to answer such questions..god knows what goes through this pervy lots mind ^^
[quote user=funkchick]I liked my bum when I was about 23, athletic & rounded - perfect! But now... it's ok but a little more rounded...[/quote] We like rounded on this site ^^, i think mines about a 4..it's blokes arse it's only ment for sitting on and nothing more, not matter what ex gf's or one night stands say!
[quote user=funkchick]andy, you must get into the chatroom! I was wondering how I could raise my profile a little bit and discovered that after talking bollocks in the chatroom for a while, I made some new friends. smile Took me a little bit to get used to just jumping in on conversations but just dive in head first! Still can't keep up with whispers though... :crazy:[/quote] chatting bollox?? I can do that everyone tells me im full of crap ^^